Neil Morrissey

Jack

Adrian Edmondson

Dame Dolly

Griff Rhys Jones

Baron Wasteland

Denise Van Outen

Jill

Morwenna Banks

Goldilocks

Julie Walters

Fairy Godmother

Julian Clary

Tim / Baron's Henchman #1

Peter Serafinowicz

Baron's Henchman #2

Will Barton

Harp

Paul Merton

Narrator