Alan Arkin

Flash

Carol Burnett

Emily "Chu Chu"

Jack Warden

The Commander

Danny Aiello

Johnson

Adam Arkin

Charlie

Danny Glover

Morgan

Sid Haig

Vince

Vincent Schiavelli

B.J.

Ruth Buzzi

Consuelo

Vito Scotti

Vittorio

Lou Jacobi

Landlord

Barbara Dana

Betty