Brinke Stevens

Laura Reynolds

Tom Savini

Jesus Christ

Robert Z'Dar

Det. Bobby Romero

Felissa Rose

Melissa

Joe Estevez

Brooks / Gimp

Conrad Brooks

Dean Martinson

Edwin Neal

God / Angelic Priest

Uwe Boll

Self

J.R. Bookwalter

Harvey Lawson / Crazed Professor

Jeff Burr

Phil (voice)

Joe Fleishaker

Caller #1 (voice)

Jeff Dylan Graham

Harper